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If the world seems difficult at times, do have patience and remember that it is bi-polar.
Lately most of the new theories developed by physicists have strings attached.
Running a nursery is a seedy business.
The new gas station attendant in Mayberry was elected in a Gubernatioral race.
Water has a definite dampening effect on an asteroid landing there.
A good carpenter understands what the successful mounting of a door truly hinges upon.
Ironically, fireflies that are delighted are not particularly happy.
I just realized the cave people never went outdoors.
Outer space is breath-taking.
Marijuana growers and law enforcement officials are said to be working on a joint resolution.
Social researchers have discovered that intoxicated people tend to tip more than sober people.
A German company is developing a new style of pants for firemen; they call them ladder-hosen.
Do deaf people sign contracts?
I wonder if facial reconstruction patients are ever asked to pick their new noses?
Look at this first........then listen
What did one witch say to the other as she was preparing to leave?.........”I’m going out for a spell”.
Some physicists are concerned about the infinity aspect of the big bang theory espoused by others; they are afraid they will never hear the end of it.......
Blessed are the blessed, by definition.
People who experience trips later in the year often get to see fall colors.
I’m such a complex person that it’s hard to tell what is wrong with me at any given moment.
Tracing the roots of ancient human culinary behavior......
The recent elections had me watching political commercials ad nauseam.
Sometimes simple ideas, such as the shovel, prove to be ground-breaking inventions.
To determine which candidates will make the best soda technicians cola companies often give pop quizzes.
I wonder about the existence of second-hand prosthetic stores.......
Future anthropologists might conclude that hypoxia and genius were correlated in our time, since examination of 21st century comic strips will reveal that good ideas result in light headedness.
A variety of flexible staff positions are reportedly available at the rattan tanjo factory.
Police were called to a department store to investigate the possibility of a jumper in the vintage clothing section.
The BBC reports that repairs on Big Ben have been going on around the clock.
Every exclamation should have a point.
Nuns are creatures of habit.
Single-celled pyrocystis fusiformis (a dinoflagellate) appear to be brighter than most humans, especially at night.
Seems to me “fireflies” should be called bio-lumi-chemi-flies.
When you think about it, the person who invented the wheel probably started the biggest revolution of all time.
What do you call a guy with half a drum?......................................................Tom.
No one seems to know.....what comes after a trillion? And if you know that, what comes after a quadrillion?
When I was a child back in Minnesota, the County Fair had a greased pig that contestants would try to catch; we referred to it as an amusement pork.
I just realized....a few thousand years ago no one was able to go outdoors......
This being 2010, the Illinois Bureau of Prisons is striving for a complete con-census.
I’ve had Alzheimer’s for as long as I can remember.....
Nissan dealers are complaining that delivery of sports cars from the factory is slow......arrivals are trickling in one Zs and two Zs.
McDonald’s is rumored to be planning the introduction of a corporation religion....as soon as they can decide which location will be the Arch diocese.
I am working on a new book.......Ventriloquism for Dummies.........
